Dateline 1/14/06

My parents have sent a few things my way this week. These included spring semester tuition and loan stuff (opened but of course not paid), a playboy magazine and a letter that my grandmother has Parkinson's disease. Now as far as my grandmother, she has been immobile for a while so it is not reall a major deal, although I get the feeling that I should go visit them sometime this year. Now my parents haven't dropped a penny on my college tuition and frequently open my mail, so that is not really a surprise either, but the playboy mag is strange. I have never gotten anything like that from them before, and as for why they sent that, I figure that either they are 1. trying to send me a message, or 2. they have finally lost their minds. As for the message...well...maybe they want me to strip to pay for college? Maybe knock up some slut to get them some grand children? I am at a loss on this one, but I did send my mom and email asking for clarification, so that should be good...I am actually going for the losing their mind theory at the moment. I can just see my mom going up to the highshool kid at the drugstore counter to check that out...