Great quotes

My favorite qoutes, in no particular order:

Funny:
"equations are the sentences of the devil"
-Colbert show

"I don't like it when you shoot anyone, you violent, crazy bitch!"
-Hiren to my roomate Al during paintball, after al asks if hiren didn't like getting shot

"There are only two kinds of men who wear those shirts, and you don't look like a big fat party animal"
-me quoting Homer Simpson, to my frien ryan, who happens to like Hawaiian shirts

Prof: Whats missing from the conclusion of this mortality study?
Drew: The subjects...
-BE 500 class

"Biomedical engineering is the best BS at Boston University"
-Prof. Lutchen(dept. chair)


"Do not needlessly endanger your lives... until I give you the signal."
Dwight D. Eisenhower







Profound:

"all life is an experiment"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Hindsight alone is not wisdom. And second-guessing is not a strategy."
- Pres. G W Bush in State of Union

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."
- Lou Holtz

SPEED KILLS. Slow down and live.
- uhaul inc.

"No pressure, no diamonds."
- Thomas Carlyle

"The greatest of all faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none."
- Thomas Carlyle

"A person who is gifted sees the essential point and leaves the rest as surplus."
- Thomas Carlyle

"Live your life as though your every act were to become a universal law."
- Immanuel Kant

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
-Isaac Asimov

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
Isaac Asimov

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov

"Free will is an illusion created by our inability to recognize our own motivations"
- Charles Darwin

All truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified.
Thomas H. Huxley

Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.
John F. Kennedy

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
Dwight D. Eisenhower