April fools

no joke, This actually happen...

Best Prank ever. Every year it is a tradition that the junior class gangs up on Prof. Collins and does something funny to disrupt his whole lecture. This year, It was decided to carry out a bunch of pranks including: having everyone's cell phone alarms go off at 10:30, having everyone start reading newspapers (his pet peeve), covering the front of the room with tinfoil, throwing playground balls and darts, riddles on the chalkboard, stealing the chalk, stealing and using the mobile class microphone, having a stuffed piccachuu come out of a toilet placed on stage(if you are wondering how a student managed to acquire a toilet, so am I), and finally making the class into a drinking game. The drinking game part was that every time someone asked a question Collins was supposed to drink from one of the foil covered mystery cans (some diet coke, some Coors light). The students who planned the drinking part also distributed the rest of the case throughout the class and we toasted him when he found the first one containing beer. Maybe that was a little overboard, but we had to beat last year's class, who among other things lashed him to a table and bombed him with water balloons. So how did it go? Well, it went great until the cops showed up… Apparently, someone in the photonics building became worried when students came through carrying a toilet and cases of beer (among other things) at 9 in the morning and called the police. The police arrived after an hour or so of class to find a professor sitting on a toilet, surrounded by tinfoil, with at least 6 open cans of beer on the table behind him and half the class knocking them back as well. For the record, Collins didn't help his case by offering the cops a doughnut when they came in (after the laughs the officer responded by saying that he wished they offered this class when he went here, and taking Collins outside) No one was sure if this was part of the joke or what was going on at this point but they left us all in the room for about 5 mins. before coming back to ask who brought the beer. (no one cracked) We were then told to clean up and leave, which we did in a hurry. I am still not sure exactly what will become of this but for the record; this definitely beats last year's class.